Lori: THERE IS A SHIT ON THE FLOOR!
Ted: Or, or, or, maybe the floor is on the shit?
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
Don’t judge others because they sin differently than you.– Albaz Poetry (via poeticislam)