you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
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can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
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Take it from me: if you hear the past speaking to you, feel it tugging up your back and running its fingers up your spine, the best thing to do - the only thing to do - is run.
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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